Women fucking rock.
The first episode of
“Chelsea” that I watched was Episode 5. It gave me a spiritual
awakening...which I am sure sounds surprising. It has nothing to do
with the doobie I smoked beforehand.
The show opens with
Chelsea interviewing some elderly folk about the upcoming US
presidential election. The cheap tequila shot version of this episode
is:
1) Women are
fucking awesome
2) Women need to be
in power
3) Women need to
get out and vote to ensure Donald Trump doesn't remotely come close
to winning the next election.
Now give me two
bucks for that shot slut.
Sassyness aside,
this is exactly the type of modern conversation that should be
intertwined within a comedy show or “late night” show to get us
paying attention and engaged. The additional bonus is that a strong
amazing woman is doing it, while being funny, educational, and
betchy. (We are totally friends in my head) #friendsinmyhead
Oh yeah, and if you
didn't already know, there are racist white old men in Florida that
plan on voting for Trump and believe that Obama destroyed the USA and
is also a secret Muslim. Can't make that shit up yo! PS: There is nothing
wrong with being Muslim or an old white man unless you are a
terrorist or Donald Trump. If you are either of those you can fuck
right off.
Wanda Sykes rocks.
I watched this
episode first because I am also a huge fan of Wanda Sykes. She is an
incredible comedian and genuine spirit. She is a proud African
American Lesbian that doesn't care who you are, who you fuck, or
where you pee. “Pee anywhere” she says; in response to the idiocy
of the bathroom laws for transgendered American citizens.
There is a guest on
this episode which is a really cool person to interview along side
Wanda Sykes. Someone who is also a professional “speaker” or
“writer” of sorts. REGARDLESS, gotta say Chelsea, its pretty impressive to have
someone who writes speeches for one of the most power people in the
world on your show. Keep it up GF.
Betta watch bitches to see who it is.
